Food, Fun and Fornication

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We all like food, we all like to fornicate and we all like to have fun.  What could be better than having all three at the same time? Sometimes you have to do different things to keep your sexual relationship fun and exciting, so why not toss some food into the mix.

Recently, my lover-man and I wanted to jazz things up a bit and do something different, so I came up with the idea of tossing some fruit into our sexy-time.  We got a bunch of different kinds of fruit – mangos, strawberries, bananas, kiwis, pears and peaches.  We peeled and cut everything up and put it into a bowl and he, I and the bowl of fruit all got into the bed together and had a little fruit party.  As a nice enhancement and as a backdrop, we put on a porno movie.  Yes, some of us females actually do enjoy watching pornography.

He fed me.  I fed him and then we rubbed the fruit and the juice from the fruit all over each other and then went to work.  It was a tasty, healthy, nutritious and fun snack. You can also do this with whipped cream and chocolate syrup, although it’s a bit messy and sticky.

I was talking to a male friend of mine to do some research for this article and asked him what foods he’s used to enhance his sexual experience.  He said he’s done it with warm chocolate pudding and while that sounds totally messy, it also sounds like a lot of hot and creamy fun.

A very long time ago I tried this with homemade potato salad and once with seasoned mashed potatoes.  It wasn’t planned.  It just kind of happened, but I enjoyed dinner very much that night.  Hey, why use a plate and have to wash the dishes?

Now that I’m thinking about food, fun and fornication I can think of lots of fun foods.  How about confectioner’s sugar?  That could certainly be interesting and probably pretty funny.  There is nothing wrong with acting a fool in bed sometimes and having a laugh.

What about cake frosting?  Mmm, butter cream frosting and double-chocolate!
Imagine the limitless possibilities and the taste experience of sexy foods.  Turn your lover into a smorgasbord or an all-you-can-eat buffet and enjoy.

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