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Don't Get Bored In Bed: Do The Ghetto Kama Sutra |
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Written by Scarlet Henderson
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 If you've been in a relationship for a long time with the same person, you've probably done just about everything you can do to each other sexually and then some. While it may be good, everybody has a way of doing the damn thing and after a while things can get a bit routine and boring. Like Eddie Murphy said in his comedy stand-up routine, Raw, sometimes you get tired of eating the same old crackers. Sometimes you need a Ritz. In other words, you can tire of doing the same old stuff and looking at the same old person. What if you could look at that same old person from a different angle? It's time you learned about The Ghetto Kama Sutra and got busy.
If you're not familiar with the practice of Kama Sutra, here's a little background information. The Kama Sutra (or Kamasutra) is a Hindu book written at some time during the third century by Vatsyayana Mallanaga. It means Treatise on Pleasure. It teaches many things, but part of it talks about making love and shows many positions that two people can get into to enhance lovemaking. It also talks about developing a stronger spiritual connection between two lovers.
Now let's take it a step further. Most of us have favorite sexual positions that are usually pretty standard or maybe some that are not standard. You get on top. She gets on top. You turn her on her stomach or on her back. Then there's The Missionary Position, The Chicken Wing, The Sixty-Nine, The Cow Girl, The Reverse Cow Girl, The Lotus, The T-Square and everybody's favorite, Doggy-Style.
You can go to Wikipedia and learn a lot about different positions. The link is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sex_positions.
If you're a bit brave, there might be a bit of ankle-grabbing and some up-against-the-wall. Of course, there are some really interesting ones that most of should not even attempt like The Inverted Jack-Hammer. This is when you pick the girl up, turn her upside down and do your thing. Unless you're a body builder and your woman is five feet tall and weighs less than a hundred pounds that is better left to the experts in the pornography industry. You want to make love and not throw you back out or give your girl a concussion.
The Ghetto Kama Sutra is when you don't use any formal positions or read from any books. You just do whatever and if something work and feels good to you and your partner, you name it. The phrase first got popular from the lyrics to the song How Could You? by singer Mario.
You're on your own with this. Just try different positions and use props for support when you need them. The bed is fine, but you might want to try using several pillows or a sturdy chair. You can also get down and dirty on the floor if it's carpeted, but still spread out a blanket or you and your girl may both end up with some serious carpet burns.
It can be fun to try different positions using different props or just using your bodies. Unless both of you are double-jointed acrobats or professional contortionists, please be careful and only move in positions that feel comfortable and not painful. You want pleasure and not pain. It's also fun to try to come with names for positions that you and your girl create that are uniquely your own.
I'll let you in on a little secret. A former partner and I made up two positions The Cookie Monster and The Slip-n-Slide, which was done in the bathtub or jacuzzi. Exactly what they were will remain my own little secret mystery. Make up your own and have fun.
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