Tiger Woods, if you're reading this, remember that you've been through what mothers call a "valuable learning experience" and you're probably a "better man for it" and so on. Having said that, an iPhone app that launched on Feb. 25 could totally have saved your hide.

Called, coincidentally enough, TigerText, it allows users to set a time limit on how long a text that they send will hang around after it has been read. When that lifespan has been exceeded, the message will disappear, say the developers, from the recipient's phone, the sender's phone and any servers. The message cannot be forwarded anywhere, stored anywhere or sold to any tabloids for an undisclosed sum.

Well this is the ultimate gadget.  For a cool 7 grand you can buy a talking sex robot.  That is some funny shit. Making love to a robot lol. I guess she will never have a headache but don't forget to keep her charge cuz her battery might run out. She's a willowy 5 feet 7 and 120 pounds. She'll chat with you endlessly about your interests. And she'll have sex whenever you please.  Umm maybe I should not make fun of this.  I mean I don't have to hear about her feelings etc etc. Sign me up.

Meet Roxxxy, who may be the world's most sophisticated talking female sex robot.

Valentine day is right around the corner so this is really cool gadget to improve your love life.  Women always bitch and moan about foreplay well this will help you out.  'Foreplay Connect' is an adaption of the child's game - but this one is definitely for consenting adults!.

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I think I have now seen it all.  I am surfing the net this evening because it is fucking freezing out. I mean freezing like 5 degrees. As I surfed I came across this gadget called "RealTouch".  It's a USB pleasuring device for men.  It's a pretty creative invention but I wonder who actually would buy it.  I mean one would have to be the ultimate 40 something virgin for this product to make sense.  I am not passing judgment whatsoever.  I would like to try it to see how it feels and whether or not it works.